"average person came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is feeling 0 attacked right now. Spiders Georg, who finally left his cave to have a good time and was attacked by over 10,000 posts each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
I don’t think I can do any of these.
i can do all of these. I just don’t feel like doing it.
i had two kinder surprise eggs today (fun fact: the law that bans kinder surprise eggs in the us is, like, 30 years older than the product itself)
there were ok
not, like, life-changing or anything. the toys are kind of cute. tbh they’re better than the eggs themselves.
HOLY SHIT THE PLAYWRIGHT JUST… SHOWED UP?
OUT OF NOWHERE?
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME TO TORONTO AT ALL???? AND HE’S HERE UNEXPECTEDLY, AT LEAST EARLY. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
i’m p sure my feet are now 1/4 bandaid
today’s trip to the beach — budapest park — let me try the food at barque, which was pretty good! (i had the sampler for one with fried smoked chicken thigh, smoked brisket, a spinach-strawberry-cheese salad with watermelon dressing and pomegranate seeds, a half pint of an apricot ale, and a la palabra cocktail), and also let me try stop by the fabulous chocolateria for some ice cream [i tried the salted caramel, burnt caramel, strawberry-blueberry, and avocado-mint, and got a waffle cone with two scoops, one strawberry-blueberry, and one avocado-mint]
i think the guy in the beer store who sold me this beer thinks that he maybe got duped into selling beer to someone underage
two things: (1) he did not, (2) for once i wished i’d been perceived as haggard and older than i am because now i feel guilty for not carrying id and making him annoyed
why do you think we’re all so happy up here? :P
the sunset was beautiful tonight
Is this what American sky’s look like?
Hannah Marcus, Editor’s Note on Helen DeWitt’s “Recovery,” Recommended Reading Vol. 4 No. 1 [x]
As a kid, it always seemed unfair whenever someone said this … But really, it’s true.