wugsandhugs:

"average person came out to have a good time and is honestly feeling so attacked right now" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person is feeling 0 attacked right now. Spiders Georg, who finally left his cave to have a good time and was attacked by over 10,000 posts each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.


peep-toe-shoes:

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

i can do all of these. I just don’t feel like doing it.


i had two kinder surprise eggs today (fun fact: the law that bans kinder surprise eggs in the us is, like, 30 years older than the product itself)

there were ok

not, like, life-changing or anything. the toys are kind of cute. tbh they’re better than the eggs themselves.


HOLY SHIT THE PLAYWRIGHT JUST… SHOWED UP?

OUT OF NOWHERE?

I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS GOING TO COME TO TORONTO AT ALL???? AND HE’S HERE UNEXPECTEDLY, AT LEAST EARLY. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.


i’m p sure my feet are now 1/4 bandaid


today’s trip to the beach — budapest park —  let me try the food at barque, which was pretty good! (i had the sampler for one with fried smoked chicken thigh, smoked brisket, a spinach-strawberry-cheese salad with watermelon dressing and pomegranate seeds, a half pint of an apricot ale, and a la palabra cocktail), and also let me try stop by the fabulous chocolateria for some ice cream [i tried the salted caramel, burnt caramel, strawberry-blueberry, and avocado-mint, and got a waffle cone with two scoops, one strawberry-blueberry, and one avocado-mint]


i think the guy in the beer store who sold me this beer thinks that he maybe got duped into selling beer to someone underage

two things: (1) he did not, (2) for once i wished i’d been perceived as haggard and older than i am because now i feel guilty for not carrying id and making him annoyed


jodyrobots:

why do you think we’re all so happy up here? :P

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# omfg

losthystericanythingbutgeneric:

spaceships-for-sale:

july04th1776:

the sunset was beautiful tonight

image

Is this what American sky’s look like?

Yes


“Though it was never his intention, Scott’s life has become tame in a way that dulls his senses almost to the point of boredom. Scott, who used to face life in a kilt, balls to the breeze, has become a paler version of himself, dressed appropriately in chinos. “Things that would have seized the imagination in his kilt-wearing days have a tendency to sit inertly in the social space,” DeWitt writes, leaving me to think maybe it’s not such a good decision after all to do all your shopping in one go, eschewing a thousand trips to the store where something small but unexpected might happen. I’m reminded of this nugget of wisdom: “You’re only bored if you’re boring.” As a kid, it always seemed unfair whenever someone said this, because, come on, school’s boring, chores are boring, life’s boring. But really, it’s true. If your imagination’s not seized, hanging out with the bonebox can be pretty challenging.” —

Hannah Marcus, Editor’s Note on Helen DeWitt’s “Recovery,” Recommended Reading Vol. 4 No. 1 [x]

I just.

As a kid, it always seemed unfair whenever someone said this … But really, it’s true.

Yes.