pulchritudinous-pneuma:

My best friend sent me this.

Yes, exactly.

There is nothing about this that I don’t relate to. Thank you.

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

Nope. I’m right there with you, Jen.

kelsium:

April Fools Day is only an issue if you don’t automatically assume everyone is always lying to you every day of the year.

fyeahhistorymajorheraldicbeast:

“That Cicero was such a windbag. He could just go on and on.”

“Ben Franklin, boy did he know how to party.”

“Andrew Jackson was such a dick.”

“Yes, Maximilian I. I knew him well.”

“…They all died several centuries before you were born.”