The first movement of Vivaldi's "Winter." A slim volume of poetry. Fire and ice. Very kind, not at all nice. A queen-sized bed, a fur throw, and a liquor cabinet.
Enjoy your stay.
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sins of omission
Visit Planet Earth Campaign by Bri Hand
Despite the possibility of literally one brajillion sentient lifeforms out there, we’ve so far discovered it’s pretty lonely in the big, cold Universe. And while our attempts at interstellar communication have sought to connect with extraterrestrials through the universal religion of science and mathematics, you’ve really got to wonder why we didnt play up our personal traits here on Serious Planet Earth: for instance, hot dogs. Everything recreated in Minecraft. Conga lines. The fact that David Bowie sometimes lives here. Bri’s ad campaign seeks to invigorate our languishing interstellar tourism industry by luring aliens in with some of Earth’s more amazing amenities (and hopefully the promise that we’re not going to autopsy them and show it on FOX). You can check out more assets of the campaign over at Bri’s website: secrethidingplaceofbrihand
(via: Lost at E Minor)
via: belinsky + source: ianbrooks
# aaaaaah # perfection # pending idek what to tag this tbh # claro3 reblogged this
Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
Yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
literally had me smiling from ear to ear the whole video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the people in that audience are some of the luckiest people in the entire world!
via: youngblackandvegan + source: freshprincesubs
# what tag is worthy of this perfection? # pending idek what to tag this tbh # sometimes i forget how many of childhood memories are of Fresh Prince # ~the best show~ # i think i still know will goes a courtin' almost by heart # anyway # graham norton show for ts # claro3 reblogged this
Gooooo Chilly you overachiever
How would one stay on that beast?
those horses are absolutely incredible oh my god
via: diaryofaworkingstudent + source: soundtrack-for-lovers
# yowzah # pending equestrian tag # gif warning # claro3 reblogged this
23 May, 2013
The battles on how to pronounce .gif rage on
The linguists championing dialectical diversity have been ignored by both sides in favour of petty squabbles.
Suddenly a cry of “VIVE LA RÉVOLUTION DESCRIPTIVISTE” rings out. This is our moment.
We have entered the foray. A new theatre of war has opened.
There will be many losses in this battle of reason.
But we are ready.
okay, i give up
this was the best post
i surrender
vive les descriptivistes, i guess
you’re welcome
All of this is true…
fun fact! i hate american anglophiles more than i hate most things
no, really.
y’all are an embarrassment
via: missmoonwillow + source: geromykyle
# i had a great time in london # it was really fun to be on the opposite side # of conversations with a first-time visitor to a big city # as a new yorker i've always been excited to question first-time visitors about what they expected and what they experienced # and i got a real kick out of being on the other side of that conversation # it's way more fun than pretending to be british? like why would you do that? # and as much as i make fun of the 'special relationship' bs in international relations # there kind of is one # werid national cousins who are kind of aware of each other's family lives but not really # every visit is a perverse fantasia on the idea of family reunion # contentious or enthusiastic or curious or bored # it's much cooler than your weird anglophile shit # pending idek what to tag this # claro3 reblogged this
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what are these
Fuzzy show cattle bred by Lautner Farms; the top one is named “Texas Tornado” and the other one is named “Johnny Football.”
THEY ARE SO CUTE I’M GONNA DIE
via: vertigoambrosia + source: weeaboo-chan
# pending cute tag # claro3 reblogged this
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if you confuse acronyms with initialisms i will hate you forever
i don’t care how much of a douche that makes me
i will hate you
- Fantasy novelist: Alright, time to create my fantasy world. Great thing about this genre is that I can make it anything I want. Could be based on any culture in any place from any time. Could be a mix of places and times, or something newly invented by me. Yup, there is literally nothing out of bounds here.
- Fantasy novelist: I'm gonna go with medieval England.
via: cwnerd12 + source: brainstatic
# oh. my. god. (as jane foster would say.) # claro3 reblogged this
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
via: cwnerd12 + source: sicam
# oh. my. god. (as jane foster would say.) # claro3 reblogged this # gif warning
The part of horse life that is rarely taken pictures of
I really love this photoset.
via: dressageatschool + source: mazthespaz
# i love how fluffy the bedding looks! # confession: i actually love mucking stalls # pending equestrian tag # claro3 reblogged this
